Lucille Bluth Quotes
Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Kids don’t come with a handbook.
Why don’t you marry her?
Mama horny, Michael.
Luz, that coat costs more than your house!
First I blow him, then I poke him.
I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
If alchohol is the reason I’m here, then I’ve got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Gene? It’s just some idiot with balloons.
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
Oh, God, that hair!
Get me a vodka rocks.
Look at me, getting off!
You let him go in the sun?
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Oh, we’re into all kinds of freaky stuff.
I don’t care for GOB.
I like it better on him.
I wanna her to be prepared in case some bully in school is as clever as I am.
Say goodbye to these because it’s the last ti—
I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.